Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Gallant Knight

    In the great kingdom of Peacetown, there is a princess. This princess' name is Princess Brook. She rules with her Blanket (appropriately named Bearbie because it pictures a blue bear in the middle) and her awesomeness. In her kingdom, there is nothing but peace and harmony. There is a knight, Sir Hotness. He has everything good and perfect about a guy embodied in human form. Sir Hotness rides around in his noble steed, a slender black motorcycle. Sir Hotness lets Princess Brook ride on his steed whenever she wants. Together, they rule.

    Sir Hotness has three main features: his looks, his attire, and his personality. Sir Hotness is tall, about 6' 5'', with shoulder-length dark chocolate brown hair, and cool blue eyes. He has a slightly crooked smile, faint dimples, and blindingly white teeth. He has big hands and feet, but they look good on him (after all, he is rather tall). Sir Hotness has nice toned arms, pecs, and abs. He truly owns up to his name. Sir Hotness always wears perfect jeans. They're never too tight (like skinny jeans) and never too loose (like ghetto jeans), they always fit him perfectly in all the right places. He wears white T-shirts with a black leather jacket. To complete all of that, he always wears this one pair of beat up, black and white, classic Hi-top converse. (Add swoon here). The best part of Sir Hotness, however, is his personality. He is pretty smart, and learned. He likes to read things. In fact, he reads clips of Shakespeare to Princess Brook whenever they go to the Enchanted Lookout Park together. He is extremely caring; he advocates "Save the Earth" and "Recycle Today, Live Tomorrow" as charities. But the best of his qualities is how romantic he is. He likes to read poetry, serenade, and dance under the stars. Sir Hotness is quite a catch.